After Earth
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PG-13
100 Minutes
Starring: Will Smith, Jaden Smith, and Sophie Okonedo.
Director: M. Night
Shyamalan.
Science Fiction. Fiction that is
based on, or built around, scientific principles. Of all the genres this one
suffers the most from stories that have too much fiction and not enough
science. The suspension of disbelief in science-fiction does not tolerate logic
flaws very well.
Let
me give you an example based on the old saying that you don’t bring a knife to
a gun fight. In a story set more than a
thousand years in the future, why would humans elect to fight monsters with
swords? Why wouldn’t they continue to develop ranged weapons with even greater
destructive capabilities? Well, the science of it says that mankind would do
exactly that.
The list of scientific offenses was
pretty long for this film. However, I think I have said enough about that
already. While annoying, I don’t feel that this is what doomed the movie; more
about that later in the review.
Humans polluted the Earth and left
to find another place to live. In the process they ran into an alien species
who have resorted to dropping monsters on the planet in order to hunt the
relocated Earthmen. These monsters sense fear and the humans have developed
Ranger training that dampens fear and makes the “Rangers” invisible to the
monsters.
Kitai (Jaden Smith) is the son of legendary
Ranger Cypher Raige (Will Smith). After Kitai fails to qualify for Ranger
training, Cypher decides to take his son along with him on an inter-planetary
trip. The ship runs into trouble amid an asteroid field and crashes on a nearby
planet.
As it turns out, the planet is
Earth. The pollution is gone, but all life forms now have an instinctive drive
to kill humans and the entire planet freezes over each night. In order to be
rescued Kitai has to travel to where the second half of the ship crashed and
launch a beacon that will bring help.
And . . . they had one of the
monsters on the ship which is now loose on Earth and ready to tear apart any
humans that it runs across.
Since Mr. Shyamalan is responsible
for both the directing and part of the writing, the failure of this movie rests
squarely on his shoulders. The story is not believable and there are a lot of
poor choices made in the direction of the film. Will Smith, in his attempt to
give us a man without fear has instead given us a man without emotion and
consequently a man without any interesting features. Jaden Smith may turn out
to be a fine actor, but he lacks the experience that is needed for a lead role.
The combination of an inexperienced lead and an emotionally restrained veteran
actor leaves us without any chemistry that makes us care what happens to either
of the characters.
On the positive side, the landscape
was beautiful. I really enjoyed the panoramic views that were part of this
film. And the special Ranger sword was pretty cool. Too bad there weren’t more
scenes of Rangers whipping one around in a weaving wall of death.
I struggled with the rating I should
give this film. The friend who saw the movie with me threatened to leave me to
watch future movies by myself if I gave it a rating higher than one Movie Buck.
I’m going to give it two MBs simply because I think it is worth seeing on the
big screen. Although, there is a strong argument for not seeing the movie at
all.
Randy’s
Rating System
$$$$ =
Full Price See this movie right away
and pay full price, it’s worth it.
$$$ =
Matinee Catch this as a matinee or
other discounted showing.
$$ =
Discount Wait until this movie reaches
a discount theater near you.
$ =
Rental Wait until this movie
reaches your local video rental outlet.
0 =
No Sale Don’t
see this movie at any price.
Will Smith has had such consistent box office success, but he really shot himself in the foot by teaming up with M Night, who hasn't had a hit since what, Signs? That was a decade ago, when it was still OK to cast Mel Gibson in your movie. lol
ReplyDeleteExactly. Not a good choice on his part. But not to put all the blame on M. Night, Smith's performance was not his normal level of greatness.
DeleteOkay. So I HAD to read this review because a co-worker of mine refused to see this movie in the movie theater because M. Night was the director. I was holding out hope Will and Jaden could pull through and bring something despite M. Night's involvement. Your review, however, reminded me of some of the same things my co-worker said when he heard M. Night was doing the movie. Then when he found out Will wasn't the one with a lot of screen time, he was completely done, as in not even going to rent this movie lol! So, yeah. Had to read this review.
ReplyDeleteThanks.
DeleteUnless you plan to sit and enjoy the scenery - which is beautiful - this is a fairly dull movie. About twenty minutes into it I was ready to go home.