The Hobbit: The Battle of Five Armies $$$ 1/2
PG-13
144 Minutes
Starring: Ian McKellen, Martin Freeman, Richard Armitage,
and Luke Evans.
Director: Peter
Jackson.
This is the final installment of The Hobbit series. Even though I
thoroughly enjoyed the film I think it is the weakest of the three movies. That
being said, I still think it is worth going to see.
The mighty dragon, Smaug (Benedict
Cumberbatch) has been awakened and the citizens of Laketown will suffer. Smaug
torches the entire town, but is miraculously killed by the human, Bard (Luke
Evans). With winter setting in and the
dragon dead the humans seek shelter among the ruins of the dwarven city. And
they are not the only ones interested in Thorin’s (Richard Armitage) legacy.
The elves have arrived, wanting the return of priceless elvish jewelry that are
among the vast wealth of the dwarven coffers. On top of all of that drama, an
immense army of orcs are on the way. Da-da-daaaaa.
For those of you who were counting,
that’s only four armies. You want to know who else shows up for this bloody
party, see the movie.
Here is how I ranked the The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies:
1. Fun – As surprising as it sounds
I’m only giving a Half a MB for fun. Don’t get me wrong, the movie was fun and held
my attention, but it is too focused on action and doesn’t have enough of the
other elements which make for a good story. What can you expect? This is an
entire movie about the battle that happens at the end of The Hobbit. I don’t feel that it was intended to be an entire
nearly 3-hour movie.
The
Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies gets Half a MB for fun.
2. Story – Here comes surprise
number two, following on the heels of my comments about the movie being an
extended action scene I am going to applaud the writers for putting in as many
non-combat elements as they did. I enjoyed the interspecies romance between
Kili (Aidan Turner) and Tauriel
(Evangeline Lilly). The golden curse
storyline with Thorin (Richard Armitage) is excellent. And adding Bard’s (Luke
Evans) struggle to save the people of Laketown gives some of that human element
every film needs to succeed.
The
Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies gets a Full MB for story.
3. Technical – As with all of Peter
Jackson’s films the visual effects are as beautiful as they are stunning. Fantasy
creatures, picturesque landscapes, and the impressive innards of the dwarven
halls under the mountain.
The
Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies gets a Full MB for Technical.
4. Acting – Outstanding on all
fronts. I can’t think of anyone who turned in a lackluster performance.
The Hobbit: The Battle of the Five
Armies gets a Full MB for acting.
The
Hobbit: The Battle of the Five Armies gets a rating of 3 ½ Movie Bucks. This is one of those films that
really need to be seen at the theater. A large screen and state-of-the-art
sound system will enhance you movie-going experience for this movie. I suggest
a matinee, but paying full price would be alright too.
Randy’s
Rating System
$$$$ =
Full Price See this movie right away
and pay full price, it’s worth it.
$$$ =
Matinee Catch this as a matinee or
other discounted showing.
$$ =
Discount Wait until this movie reaches
a discount theater near you.
$ =
Rental Wait until this movie
reaches your local video rental outlet.
0 =
No Sale Don’t
see this movie at any price.