The Remaining $$
PG-13
83 Minutes
Starring: Johnny Pacar, Shaun Sipos, Italia Ricci, and
Alex Vega .
Director: Casey La
Scala.
I happened to spot this film listed
at the theaters and decided to check it out because it runs along a similar
theme as The Gathering novel of mine.
I wanted to see what the competition was doing. Watching it made me reconsider
writing any more books about the Second Coming. If people have the same
reaction to my books as I had to this movie, then I owe the world an apology.
Tommy (Johnny Pacar) is recording
the events around his friends’ wedding when the events of the “Rapture” hit the
Earth, leaving the unbelievers behind to face the horrifying events signifying
the end of the world.
Hail, earthquakes, violent storms
all make a very brief appearance in the film and seem to have minimal effect,
considering their implied severity. Most of the film deals with attacks against
the population by “The Fallen.”
This wasn’t so much a movie as a
piece of propaganda designed to terrify the audience into immediately accepting
God, in a specific manner of faith. Should you fail to fall into line with the
correct methods of worship before the Rapture happens you will be torn to bits
in a very painful way.
Here is how I rated the film:
1.
Fun – Not fun. Two scenes caught my attention and I felt they could have led to
some interesting possibilities. The first is when softball sized chunks of hail
started slamming into the street. I thought that the film would deal with the prophesied
disasters and that would have been entertaining. The second scene is when the
great trumpets in heaven are blown announcing the breaking of another seal.
Perhaps it was just the fact that the theater had the sound system turned up to
a ludicrous volume, but it felt awesomely terrifying—in a good way.
Unfortunately,
neither of those were more than mere moments. I found the rest of the film
boring and tedious.
The Remaining gets Half a MB solely for the
blasting horn that has given me plenty of pause to wonder if that is what the
event would really sound like.
2. Story – The temptation for me is
to judge this section of the movie on the potential for a great story that it
didn’t deliver. However, that wouldn’t be fair. The story that they did provide
was dull. Since they needed something to string together all the scenes of
killing people off, they added a love triangle. Since everyone dies, who cares
which of the two friends gets the girl?
The
Remaining gets Half a MB for a predictable, unexciting storyline.
3. Technical – The special effects
are decent and the trumpet in heaven bit was excellent. Technical also includes
the direction of the film which I found to be totally lacking. On the positive
side the film is quite spooky, so kudos to La Scala for getting that part of it
right.
The
Remaining gets Half a MB for its spooky feel.
4. Acting – The acting talent for
The Remaining was decent enough. I had a connection with Italia Ricci and Bryan
Dechart. John Pyper-Ferguson did alright with the material he was given, but I
think better material would have allowed him to stand out in the story.
All-in-all it wasn’t painful to watch any of the cast deliver their lines, but
neither was I sitting on the edge of my seat to see what they would say next.
The
Remaining gets Half a MB for acceptable acting.
The
Remaining gets a rating of 2 Movie Bucks. I believe that the film has a
limited appeal for those who adhere to the doctrine of the Rapture.
Non-believers are unlikely to enjoy the film—in my opinion. If you are a
believer I suggest checking it out at a matinee; you don’t want to miss that
outrageous horn-blowing scene. If you are not a believer this should probably
be a pass for you.
Randy’s
Rating System
$$$$ =
Full Price See this movie right away
and pay full price, it’s worth it.
$$$ =
Matinee Catch this as a matinee or
other discounted showing.
$$ =
Discount Wait until this movie reaches
a discount theater near you.
$ =
Rental Wait until this movie
reaches your local video rental outlet.
0 =
No Sale Don’t
see this movie at any price.